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Okay, kids, today we're going to learn about sex. Listen up, this is really important. Don't have sex until you're married. Everybody got that? Okay, good. No, no questions, that's all there is to know. How do babies happen? You don't need to know that. As long as you're not having sex, you can't get pregnant. That's the only good way to prevent pregnancy, since contraceptives don't work. Nope, contraceptives are not effective, so don't use them.
Okay, kids, today we're going to learn about sex. Listen up, this is really important. Don't have sex until you're married. Everybody got that? Okay, good. No, no questions, that's all there is to know. How do babies happen? You don't need to know that. As long as you're not having sex, you can't get pregnant. That's the only good way to prevent pregnancy, since contraceptives don't work. Nope, contraceptives are not effective, so don't use them.
