assholes

[low_delta]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shawn-lawrence-otto/rick-perry-abstinence_b_904115.html

Okay, kids, today we're going to learn about sex. Listen up, this is really important. Don't have sex until you're married. Everybody got that? Okay, good. No, no questions, that's all there is to know. How do babies happen? You don't need to know that. As long as you're not having sex, you can't get pregnant. That's the only good way to prevent pregnancy, since contraceptives don't work. Nope, contraceptives are not effective, so don't use them.

Comments

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

You don't have to worry about contraceptives anyway, because you'll be marrying a Christian and *then* you'll get to have sex.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

No, that's the wrong wording. It's not "get to have sex." That makes it sound like a good thing. "When you marry a good Christian, it will be your duty to have children." The fact that sex is required is incidental. It's not a fun thing, it's a responsibility. The nation is depending on you.

And you still don't have to know how babies are made. If you deserve one, God will give you one.

[marswalker.livejournal.com]

That worked really good. Someone needs to tell Texas that the dark ages ended long ago.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Dark ages? C'mon, Mike. It's just common sense.

[mummm.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed at how many idiots there are in this world.

Rick Perry... Traitor?

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I'm not as worried about Rick Perry's views on abstinence as opposed to his threat to secede: http://youtu.be/Xgahd_k2ZBE

[daphnep.livejournal.com]

Wow.