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Ten Top Trivia Tips about That Jerk in the office!

1. Banging your head against that Jerk at the office uses 150 calories an hour.
2. During World War II, Americans tried to train that Jerk at the office to drop bombs.
3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with that Jerk at the office.
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become that Jerk in the office on New Year's Day.
5. In Chinese, the sound 'that jerk at the office' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
6. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and that Jerk in the office.
7. Pound for pound, hamburger is worth more than that jerk at the office!
8. California is the biggest exporter of that Jerk in the office in the world!
9. That Jerk in the office has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
10. Wearing headphones for an hour will decrease the amount of that Jerk in the office in your ear 700 times.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about George W.Bush!

1. George W.Bush was declared extinct in 1902!


2. To check whether George W.Bush is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten George W.Bush will sink, and fresh George W.Bush will float!


3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of George W.Bush is blue.


4. George W.Bush can turn his stomach inside out.


5. If you blow out all the candles on George W.Bush with one breath, your wish will come true.


6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr George W.Bush Head.


7. Olympic badminton rules say that George W.Bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.


8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like George W.Bush.


9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is George W.Bush.


10. Ideally, George W.Bush should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.

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