low_delta: (smartass)
Is this as bad as it sounds to me?

"... Snacks are a smart choice because they are reduced in fat compared to regular Cheetos Snacks."


Hey, did you know they're "naturally baked"? I bet you didn't know there was any other way.

Date: 2005-07-12 09:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zaecus.livejournal.com
Naturally baked, as opposed to being baked in an elven magic oven, I suppose.

Date: 2005-07-12 09:12 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] sasquatch.livejournal.com
All crackers come out of a hollowed oak tree filled with magic elves. Everyone knows that :-)

Date: 2005-07-12 09:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shoo.livejournal.com
I'm the wrong elf person to ask...

Date: 2005-07-12 11:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kingseyeland.livejournal.com
Yes, it's bad.

And I knew a guy who spent college naturally baked.

Date: 2005-07-13 01:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Thanks for confirming.

Date: 2005-07-12 11:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hinterland.livejournal.com
if by 'naturally baked' they mean that no oil, fat, lard, margarine or butter was used to soak or coat, then the Snacks are not so much fat reduced as they are naturally low in fat.

Date: 2005-07-13 02:57 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] vyoma.livejournal.com
I wish I were "naturally baked" right about now.

Date: 2005-07-13 11:17 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] vwip.livejournal.com
It would be worse if they were naturally half-baked.

Date: 2005-07-13 01:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
It did say they're reduced.

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