M&M's

[low_delta]

I just got a bag of peanut M&M's from the vending machine. One of them had an extra-thick candy coating. One had an extra-thick layer of chocolate. One may not have had a peanut inside.

There was no expriation date listed.

Comments

[dwivian]

ooooh..... there is an evil conspiracy afoot!

[shoo.livejournal.com]

As long as there is no chocolate covered finger, it's safe to eat...

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

That peanut was clearly abducted by aliens.

I don't think there's anything about the aging process that would remove peanuts or increase the thickness of the candy coating. I think those are manufacturing defects.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Somebody hold me!

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

There was a lawsuit brought by a guy who bought a bag of peanut M&Ms and, as he says, he chomped down onto an M&M and there was no peanut. He chipped a tooth. He complained of jaw pain and etc ect ect. The suit was thrown out.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Good for that judge.

This one just mushed down instead of crunching, and there was much more chocolate in my mouth than normal.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Definitely manufacturing defects. I mentioned the (lack of date) for the reference of someone else on my friends list, who, last week, bought a bag from a vending machine, and the date on the bag was 1994.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

But a finger would have been so much cooler than a misshapen M&M!

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

1994?!

That bag of M&Ms was, like, hitting puberty. Ew.

[dwivian]

:: wraps you in vegetable oil and saran wrap::

How's that?

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

No one has ever done that for me before! *L*

[dwivian]

And, why not? Everyone needs to be a cannoli from time to time...

Speaking of Cannoli

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

There's an old guy who wanders up and down the East Side of Milwaukee, carrying a cooler and calling, "Pepperoni Cannoli!!" I thought he was some crazy guy until I found out that everyone seems to know him.

...keep an eye out for the "Pepperoni Cannoli Guy." Also known as Frank Pecoraro, this Brady Street legend can always be spotted in and around the neighborhood pubs hawking - what else?- pepperoni and cannoli. For years, he's fed hungry beer drinkers on Brady. You're probably too full from Giovanni's, but maybe next time. The Pepperoni Cannoli Guy will be around Brady Street, somewhere. (http://milwaukee.about.com/cs/diningbyarea/a/bellissimo_5.htm)

Re: Speaking of Cannoli

[dwivian]

At least they are seperate products.... I was firmly convinced for a moment that he was hawking Pepperoni Cannolis....

EW!!!!!

Kinda cool, though.... street vendors can be very colorful!