Bush vows to put man on moon before it disappears at end of month

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WASHINGTON, DC (Jan. 14) To revive U.S. interest in manned space exploration, President Bush called on NASA Wednesday to put an astronaut on the moon before it vanishes at the month's end. "The moon has already shrunk to nearly a quarter of its size," Bush said in his speech at NASA headquarters. "That means we have less than a week to move. But I do believe America has the strength, determination, and old-fashioned know-how to get a man atop the moon before it disappears altogether." The president went on to propose the construction of a lunar capsule that could land on a concave surface.

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[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

I loves it. And rmember Bugs Bunny hanging on to the lower point while calling for help?

[emschin.livejournal.com]

The Onion?

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Of course. :-)

[marswalker.livejournal.com]

lunar capsule that could land on a concave surface.

His brain? :-)

Gotta love the Onion!