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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said

Date: 2004-09-03 08:09 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shoo.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 2004-09-03 08:26 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] serendipity.livejournal.com
Thanks, I needed that!

Date: 2004-09-03 08:26 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rivendweller.livejournal.com
FUNNY!!!

Date: 2004-09-04 02:58 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] mylastsigh.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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