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George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Dubya said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
The president said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV, DVD, and stereo
headset!"
Bush was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you’re handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Dubya said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
The president said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV, DVD, and stereo
headset!"
Bush was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you’re handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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hahahahaaa!!!
Ms Mausi, glad to hear you guys had such a nice time last night..shame about the laugher, though.
*chuckle*
Date: 2001-03-07 06:19 pm (UTC)From: