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A coworker was just saying he was going to bet on a horse in the Kentucky Derby last weekend. He asked his wife and she said, "how much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"A hundred dollars?! We're trying to save for a house!"
So he didn't bet.

The horse won.

She said, "I'm sorry."
He said, "don't be sorry, just give me my
two-thousand bucks."

Date: 2002-05-06 02:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ohhhh, maaaan.....


Hey, how's things? We're about to get rained on reeeeel good.

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