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A Cajun moved to Texas and bought a donkey from and old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then just give me my money back."
"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
Okay then. Just unload the donkey."
What ya gonna do with 'im?"
I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey."
"Sure I can. Just watch. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What ever happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of eight hundred ninety-eight dollars."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. so I gave him his two dollars back."
"Well, then just give me my money back."
"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
Okay then. Just unload the donkey."
What ya gonna do with 'im?"
I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey."
"Sure I can. Just watch. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What ever happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of eight hundred ninety-eight dollars."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. so I gave him his two dollars back."
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Date: 2002-02-26 08:04 pm (UTC)From:thanks Kev...I needed that...;)