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From the USPS:

Some characteristics of suspicious packages and letters include the following:
· Excessive postage
· Handwritten or poorly typed addresses
· Incorrect titles
· Title, but no name
· Misspellings of common words
· Oily stains, discoloration or odor
· No return address
· Excessive weight
· Lopsided or uneven envelope
· Protruding wires or aluminum foil
· Excessive security material such as masking tape, string, etc.
· Visual distractions
· Ticking sound
· Marked with restrictive endorsements, such as "Personal" or "Confidential"
· Shows a city or state in the postmark that does not match the return address

I've just got one thing to say. Ticking sound?

Date: 2001-10-16 02:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] melodysk.livejournal.com
LOL

I'm sorry , but that has just made me LMAO

:o)

Date: 2001-10-16 02:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Sheesh..nothing ticks anymore...they vibrate..like a pager...

ticking...I can't believe they put in ticking...

Date: 2001-10-16 03:13 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tully-monster.livejournal.com
Also, wouldn't the clock use a lithium diode battery? They're absolutely silent.

Date: 2001-10-17 07:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
My recent maus package matched several of those criteria...

;~)

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