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"You know we had that thunderstorm last night and Jenna [4 years old] was just wailing. So I told her what my parents always told me. I said, 'that's just God bowling.'

She said, 'well then Michelle lied.'
'Why, what did Michelle tell you?'
'She said God is dead. How can God be bowling if he's dead?' "

Date: 2001-09-04 08:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ummm...the best bowling lanes are in Heaven? Ghosts have the better bowling leagues? God would have trouble fitting into a bowling shirt otherwise?

Kids are so cool...

G'morning, Kev!

Date: 2001-09-04 08:52 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] serendipity.livejournal.com
Ooh, an agnostic in the making, I love it! I hope she forever questions the mysteries of life!

Date: 2001-09-04 09:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] banana.livejournal.com
But God is omnipresent, so He's already at the bowling alley, so why play in the sky?
Do I have to tell these deities *everything*?

Date: 2001-09-04 09:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Maybe god has Irritable Bowel Syndrome and that rumbling is his/her gasy guts.

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