*sigh*

Congress Accidentally Approves Arts Funding

the white stuff is flying

Whenever we have a stretch of rainy weather, I hear people complain about how grey and dreary it is. Yet after three long months of a grey and brown winter, when we finally get snow, and it is a bright, white, happy looking day, all I hear is complaining about snow.

Dear France,

We don't like you any more. And you can have your dumb statue back. I don't see what liberty has to do with anything, anyway.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush

freedom fries and...

Next they'll be passing resolutions condemning the French fleet that blockaded the British at Yorktown and drew the Revolutionary war to a close.

(Heard in another journal)

Okay, now let's talk about something else.