I hate to look a gift pizza in the mouth...

but if you were ordering pizzas for the entire company, wouldn't you order a variety of kinds of toppings? They got three flavors: pepperoni, onion & mushroom; sausage, onion & mushroom; and supreme. They bought us lunch for going 100 days without a lost-time injury.

invisible on the inside

My inner superpower is invisibility. I'd like to tell you more about that, but those freaks at emode recognized my name, but still wanted a password before they'd tell me. They said they'd e-mail it to me, but I had given them a false e-ddress when I was there before. Gotta clean out that cache.

Beijing 2008

The Summer Olympic games will be held in Beijing, China. Hopefully they can execute all their criminals before then. I'd hate for them to be embarrassed by public dissent while the whole world is watching.

Here's a little perspective though:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/599975.asp