How to Rob a Bank

[low_delta]

Some say I'll need a driver, a Nixon mask and gun
But let me tell you brothers and sisters that's not how you get a bank job done
You can't walk in there brazen with an Uzi like Patty Hearst
I'm gonna secure myself a seat on the board of directors first
That's how you rob a bank

-Willy Porter

Comments

[emschin.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! The same thing seems to apply to robbing a car company.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

That's a different verse. :-)

Then I'll cry to congress that I just can't survive
After giving loans to folks for homes they can't afford to buy
And building useless cars that no one wants to buy
Then I'll threaten massive lay-offs just like blackmail in disguise
That's how you rob a bank

[northernsnokat.livejournal.com]

good one!