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  • BE CAREFUL when closing the cover. Remove hands before the cover closes completely to prevent personal injury.
This is on a Craftsman tool box. This makes me wonder what kind of injury someone suffered, and how bad it must have been for someone to try to sue the company.

Date: 2007-08-09 03:34 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mummm.livejournal.com
It was probably someone who also runs with a lollypop in their mouth! ;-)

Date: 2007-08-09 06:22 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com
Or runs with scissors.

Date: 2007-08-10 02:15 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Just after you replied to this yesterday, someone sent me an e-mail with a picture of a kid who apparently was running with a fork. The tines were sticking out the top/middle of his nose!

Date: 2007-08-10 02:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mummm.livejournal.com
Oh my heavens! YEEEEOUCCCCHHHHH!!!

Date: 2007-08-10 07:27 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Yeah, I didn't think I'd bother to show you that.

Date: 2007-08-10 10:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mummm.livejournal.com
Thank you! I appreciate that. A LOT :-)

Date: 2007-08-10 07:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
The e-mail said, "boo-boo."

The first picture was kid with a line of dots across his nose. The second picture was the kid sitting on his mother's lap in ER. It wasn't very graphic. No blood or anything. Just the fork.

Date: 2007-08-10 07:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Why didn't she pull it out, I wonder? Then again, that's just gross. Maybe she didn't want to put her kid through more pain.

Date: 2007-08-10 07:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
You're not supposed to. Leave it in for the professionals to remove.

Date: 2007-08-09 06:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] marswalker.livejournal.com
that is a "tad" more dense than the person who created the reason for the "keep hands away from blade" warning on the Craftsman table saw...

I've got a mental image of an idiot with one hand stuck in the box and the other pushing down, and later a one-handed idiot suing Sears because the instructions didn't include "remove hands before"..

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