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March 13, 2006 | Issue 42•11

MARADI, NIGER—More than 60,000 urgently needed Bibles arrived to allay suffering throughout the famine-stricken nation of Niger Friday, in one of the largest humanitarian-relief operations ever attempted by a Christian ministry.

"Come rejoice, and feast upon the word of Our Lord, Jesus Christ," said Christina Clarkson, executive director of the Living Light Ministries of Lubbock, TX. "Those who were hungry, hunger no more, for the Word brings life."

An exuberant Clarkson said the Bible drop was the culmination of one of the largest and most aggressive grassroots fundraising drives ever undertaken by the organization, which was able to fund the mission largely through local charitable events, such as bake-offs, barbecues, and pie-eating contests.

"We absolutely would not be here today if it were not for the amazing generosity of the people back home," Clarkson said. "People everywhere opened up their hearts and checkbooks to us and said, 'Dig in.'"

Niger, ranked as the second-poorest nation on Earth, is experiencing its worst famine in more than 20 years, as a brutal drought last year was followed by a plague of crop-destroying locusts. An estimated 3.5 million of Niger's 12 million people are currently at risk of starvation.

"That's why it was so important for this mission to happen right now," said Clarkson. "So many people here are suffering. Disease, starvation, and lack of shelter are day-to-day realities in Niger. But once they hear the Good News of Jesus Christ and accept Him as their Lord and Savior—once they really take Him into their hearts—then they will see what poor comforts are the things of this world."

Due to the tireless efforts of Clarkson and other members of the congregation, the ministry was able to provide the needy with Bibles superior to the ones they use in their own church services.

"Handcrafted, genuine leather—best money can buy," said 61-year-old missionary Don Kostic as he ran his hand along the book's ornately embossed spine. "It's like my wife back home says: Nothing is too good for people who are ready to receive the Living Word of Christ."

Although the fundraising efforts were unprecedented, congregation members said Living Light would never have succeeded had they not obtained the generous support of an array of corporate sponsors, including Applebee's and Church's Fried Chicken.

"We spent so much money just to get here," Kostic continued. "After we had all the Bibles engraved, we still had to charter the plane. When we landed in Niamey, we could barely even afford ground transportation."

Undaunted, the missionaries purchased the best vehicle they could find, which turned out to be a used bread truck. "That old thing!" recalled Kostic, laughing. "We must've scrubbed it down a hundred times. You couldn't get the smell of freshly baked, vitamin-fortified bread out of it if your life depended on it."

Reaction among Niger residents has been mixed.

Moussa Yaouli, a 35-year-old farmer, was particularly interested to learn more about the doctrine of transubstantiation, which Living Light personnel told him involved the eating of wafers. "It is said to be a big wafer. I am sure it will feed many of my children."

Though "spiritually gratified" by their work, many of the missionaries spoke about the difficulties of working in an impoverished country.

"It can be so hard being away from the comfort of our homes and our loving families," Clarkson confided. "I will admit, there have been times when I prayed, 'Lord, just help me get through this mission and get me back to Texas!' But when we rolled into town and people started running after the truck with those big smiles on their faces, I couldn't help but smile back."

Clarkson added: "And when we opened up the back of the truck and they saw that it was full of Bibles... Grown men and women wept in front of their children. That's how moved they were by the Holy Spirit. That's how I know it's all been worth it."

Clarkson said her mission will succeed in bringing the people of Niger "the spiritual sustenance they've been deprived of," despite such obstacles as the nation's 18 percent literacy rate.

"You say you're suffering. I say, let the good Lord do the suffering for you," she said. "You say you're exhibiting the deleterious effects of severe dehydration and chronic malnutrition. And I say that no matter what ails you, the Holy Bible is the best medicine there is."

Date: 2006-03-16 02:41 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
I have to admit, I skimmed the article since I'm trying to get myself off of the computer, but my reaction is basically: why don't we just send them . . . Oh, I don't know . . . FOOD?! Money for food?!!

Somebody needs a good *thwacking*. Sheesh!!

and, oh ya

Date: 2006-03-16 02:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
Clarkson is an idiot:

When they saw that the truck was full of Bibles, Grown men and women wept in front of their children. That's how moved they were by the Holy Spirit. That's how I know it's all been worth it."

Ummmm, they wept because they saw it WASN'T food, Clarkson-YOU-IDIOT!!! Gah, what is WRONG with these people?!!


skimming?

Date: 2006-03-16 02:46 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Well... it was The Onion.

Date: 2006-03-16 03:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
please tell me this is the onion *snort*
yyyeah. and stop posting these before we get our copy on thursday!
sheesh. ;)

Same reaction here

Date: 2006-03-16 03:13 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spencer-diehard.livejournal.com
Yeah. I skimmed and thought, "What's this self-congratulatory crap?" It's triple insensitive, to not address core needs, and to go on-&-on about how pleased God is with the gesture... There is a hierarchy of needs...

Date: 2006-03-16 03:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
you know, i bet at least that many bibles have been delivered there, and "god" knows how many to africa as a whole. those faith based organizations are the bomb!

Date: 2006-03-16 03:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] vocalista001.livejournal.com
I'm reading this and thinking...this has to be the onion.

ha ha ha

*chuckle*
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Date: 2006-03-16 04:41 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] aki-dreaming.livejournal.com
How apt.

Re: skimming?

Date: 2006-03-16 11:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
Well then, that serves me right. HAHAHA!!!

Note to self:

Date: 2006-03-16 11:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
Even when skimming, always check source.

The sad part is that I could really believe some Christian Right group doing this. Some of them are just so out there, that yes, honestly, I could believe it.

Big Ooops for me, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is this all about?!

Date: 2006-03-16 02:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
That story runs in the print version all the time. They use it to fill in empty column space.

Date: 2006-03-16 02:56 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Oh. I've never seen that before.

Date: 2006-03-16 04:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
i don't remember ever seeing it, either. ew. it's freakin' me out.
thanks, kev. blech.

Date: 2006-03-16 05:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] roadskoller.livejournal.com
Ya gotta love The Onion.

Date: 2006-03-16 06:38 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Really?

??

Date: 2006-03-16 06:39 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Yeah, I've fallen for some things like this.

you are baffled, no?

Date: 2006-03-16 06:57 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
i'm sure james will recognize it. i see the "pattern" of the writing and it's likely that i skip over it if it's there. that's how my brain works sometimes. then again, i pretty much hone in on onion articles, not reading page by page. could be that.

Date: 2006-03-16 07:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
No, I can understand why you might never have seen that. It's usually a little space near the bottom of a page. (It starts with "continued from page 4" or something like that.)

It's that I never would have guessed that would bother anyone.

Date: 2006-03-16 08:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rdsc.livejournal.com
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Quisque sit amet pede. Quisque ligula orci, posuere a, fermentum aliquet, nonummy nec, nisi. Nunc at neque bibendum odio pretium pretium. Mauris mauris. Nullam hendrerit, ipsum ut fringilla accumsan, lorem arcu dictum dolor, at placerat nisl ipsum sed magna. Cras id nisl. Donec id metus. Donec congue, eros congue rutrum vulputate, lacus pede tempor velit, et consectetuer nisi metus id nisl. Curabitur vestibulum convallis erat. Proin nulla. Praesent dolor neque, sollicitudin sed, ultrices nec, condimentum sed, justo. Pellentesque ullamcorper cursus nisi. Suspendisse pulvinar nonummy turpis. Praesent bibendum vehicula sapien.

Woh! Times have moved on :)

Date: 2006-03-17 03:02 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
it didn't bother me-- i was kiddin' with the "ew"s, honest!
look at my icon, for heaven's sake-- it's screwed-up-buffy-face! ;)
it's all good~ ...ew. *snort*

Date: 2006-03-17 04:18 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
But I *did* look at the icon. It seemed to match the comment, like you really were bleched out. And Cyn *was* freaked out by it, so that didn't help matters.

Date: 2006-03-17 04:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Okay, now that, I don't get.

Date: 2006-03-17 09:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
aw, it's okay! you sound, i dunno, frus-ta-ma-cated?
i guess i don't know what icon i'd use
if i was really grossed out or concerned.
maybe i'd email ya instead of commenting.
nah, it was all good by me, really, and i'm sorry
if you got, you know, frustrated or upset because of me.
*love*

Date: 2006-03-17 09:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
me too either.

Date: 2006-03-17 10:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
the pain may love my god. to hang the disgrace...i can't read this! it's latin! *giggle* doy.

Date: 2006-03-18 04:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Naw, I'm not frustamacated. It's okay, I was just explaining why I thought that.

I was a bit.. something, though, because I really don't know what will upset other people, and I thought this was just one more example of it happening.

No big deal. :-)

Date: 2006-03-18 04:18 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
I love that icon!

Date: 2006-03-18 05:35 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com
well of course you do, don't be ridiculous.
::you're stealing it now, aren't you?::
;)

Date: 2006-03-18 05:38 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
I would never do a thing like that! Would I?

Lorem Ipsum

Date: 2006-03-19 12:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rdsc.livejournal.com
It's an ancient convention from type-setting, used to test the layout of a page of text without the "distraction" of being meaningful. There's a lorem generator here, where I get my lorem when I need it :) Curious history, courtesy of the above site, which I didn't know is that although it's been used since the 1500's it is believed to be based on a passage from Cicero (45 BC).

Lorem ipsum

Date: 2006-03-19 12:29 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rdsc.livejournal.com
Hi Freekee - posted my answer under ravengirls post by mistake if you're curious.

Oops

Date: 2006-03-19 12:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rdsc.livejournal.com
Oops - meant to post this under Freekees response and tell you how impressed I was with your latin :)

Re: Lorem ipsum

Date: 2006-03-19 01:29 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
1. No, you didn't, you posted it to one of my comments.

2. I'd have gotten it anyway, because this is my post.

Hard night, last night? ;-)

Re: Lorem Ipsum

Date: 2006-03-19 01:31 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Okay, now that you mention it, I've heard that before. Must have been the last time you told me. I wonder if you posted it in response to a mention of passersby and blood?

Re: Lorem Ipsum

Date: 2006-03-19 01:44 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rdsc.livejournal.com
Yep that was the one - I appear to have forgotten how threads work!

Re: Lorem ipsum

Date: 2006-03-19 02:02 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] rdsc.livejournal.com
You could say that :~/ Made the mistake of keeping going to the point where I was totally ready for bed.. when I wasn't at home! Then it all just got a bit tedious :) I'm never going to drink agaaaaiin!!

Very odd posting behaviour on this thread unless I've gone mad. Meant to post my response under your post, "Okay, now that, I don't get." but it ended up under Ravengirls post (on my screen). Then, very definately, opened a reply box under your post to tell you, submitted that and that appeared under Ravengirls post. Deleted that comment after copying it and then tried to paste it under your comment again (twice) and it wouldn't appear anywhere. Then tried to add a new response (with the same text) at the bottom of thread and that wouldn't appear! Seems that if you delete a comment you can't insert the same text anywhere else on the same page? Time to go to bed, I think :)

Date: 2006-03-19 03:26 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Interesting. I posted a comment that said "test." Then I deleted it and tried to do the exact same again. It seemed to go, but there was no new comment.

Date: 2006-03-19 03:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
please see rdsc's comments here, as they were meant for you.

see also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_Ipsum

What a waste

Date: 2006-03-19 03:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ezee123.livejournal.com
Well this is called ""Follow Jesus and you will get Aid ""

Re: What a waste

Date: 2006-03-19 03:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
It was a fictitious article from The Onion. I hid a link at the top of the page. But so many crazy things happen these days, that make this plausible.

Date: 2006-03-19 05:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ezee123.livejournal.com
hehheheheh
but you know what. It just seems such a plausible story .

Date: 2006-03-19 05:39 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
Yeah. It's entirely plausible that people would send bibles over there. It's only the details that put it over the top. Like the bread truck. :-)

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