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| Your Taurus Drinking Style |
 When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede... A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers. Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated. |
| Your Signature Cocktails |
| Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour. |
| Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies |
| Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock. |
Dennis Rodman? Great.
Lessee... yeah, leisurely pace. Totally inebriated? No. "Preference for wining and dining to body shots and barfing," very much so. "This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler..." Interesting inclusion. If I had a dollar for every time someone saw me with a drink in my hand, and was surprised: "Kevin! You don't drink!" I'd buy you all a round right now. "Are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated." Umm. I tend to annoy people when I get a strong buzz going. Which isn't very difficult. My signature cocktails? Sounds like just about anything. Which isn't too far off.
