3 questions meme

[low_delta]

snagged from seamusd

Ask me three questions and I won't answer them.

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Behold the power of cheese!

[the-99th-aisle.livejournal.com]

1) If X-o'clock is what time it is when an elephant sits on your watch, and Y-o'clock is the time that the watchmaker's shop closes, and you've got to get back home before Z-o'clock to watch Supermarket Sweep, when must you leave your house if the watchmaker's shop is three hundred miles away?

2) If L is the number of people that think that Alex Trebek is a complete loser, and M is the number of people who thought that Alex Trebek was a complete loser before he shaved his mustache, and D is the percentage of the American population that thinks that Jessica Simpson must have profound dementia secondary to tertiary syphilis, then how much money would Jessica Simpson lose for her charity if she were to compete on Celebrity Jeopardy?

3) If a stitch in time saves nine, and n is the number of chickens that you count before they're hatched, and cheese is a tasty dairy treat, then how many are saved by 6n stitches to the power of cheese?

Re: Behold the power of cheese!

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

1) Were you wearing the watch at the time?

2) Who's Jessica Simpson?

3) Don't keep all your cheese in one basket.

Re: Behold the power of cheese!

[the-99th-aisle.livejournal.com]

Congratulate yourself on not knowing who Jessica Simpson is. You're smarter for not knowing.