lunchtime haiku

[low_delta]

There is no food here
There is no time to go home
I guess I must starve

Comments

[philrancid.livejournal.com]

no fluids?

Sometimes hot coffee or tea can help trick the belly into thinking that it hates you--

I mean, into thinking it's full.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

No change for the vending machine?

[philrancid.livejournal.com]

Here, give him this:

(extends half an old slice of pizza from beneath mattress)

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Didn't you eat that? *sigh* There's just no pleasing you. What would you like instead...cookies? Crepes? Thinly sliced lunch meat?

[joei.livejournal.com]

Due to a strange lunch prep snafoo I have two sandwiches. One is PBJ and the other is some compressed turkey-sort-of-meat with mayo. I'm willing to share, but you have to get here to get one of them.

[philrancid.livejournal.com]

chicken pastry

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Chicken pastry? Sounds like you'll make a mess on the carpet under the bed.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*looking around*
You know...nobody here knows what we're talking about.

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

I'd share, but I'm too far away....

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

hey! i just did one of these
before i noticed yours!
doo-doo-doo-doo (can you tell
that's the twilight zone?!)

*ahem*
so, food sucks today
and i no can go home too...either.
or something.
*mwa*

[aki-dreaming.livejournal.com]

now you are a starving poet!

[emschin.livejournal.com]

Both pithy and pitiful--a winning combination. :^)

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Went home anyway
There was nothing there either
I had cereal

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Ha!

:-D

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

i went home early
picked up a chicken "meal deal"
and happily ate