country lyrics

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Drop-kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left nor the right
Straight kick through the heart of those righteous uprights
Drop-kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life

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*chortle*

[zonal.livejournal.com]

A guy I dated in college had a poster which listed some funny country lyrics. One that I remember was something like:
I've got tears in my ears from laying on my side in my bed while crying over you.

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[emschin.livejournal.com]

I had never heard anything but the first line of that song. You're such an inspiration.

Re: *chortle*

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

My mother (see emschin below) sings that "tears in my ears" line sometimes, but I've never heard the rest of the song.