Writer's Block: Bah Humbug Day!

[Error: unknown template qotd]

My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising. I can't get behind that kind of time!
Eat quickly. Drive faster. Make more money now! I can't get behind that.
My kids say: He said to me, and I'm like... and he's like... and she's like...
It's all... He's all... She's all...
I can't get behind that kind of, like, English!

Sorry, I was just listening to Shatner tonight.