oooh, I'm shakin'

A car pulled up next to me at the stoplight. There was a sticker in the side window that said, "bad girls play with bad-ass toys." This was a white Chevy Cavalier. When the light turned green I left her behind... with my mom's Dodge Stratus. Later, she passed me and I saw the giant sticker in the back window with the Chevy bowtie and "FEAR THIS."

Yeah, I'm afraid, but not for the reason she seems to expect.