HR games

A bunch of people are gathered in HR having a good laugh over the pictures in people's files from when they were hired.

The best one was when somebody noticed that Eileen is wearing the same sweater she had on in the photo - thirteen years ago.

copier

Some time ago, someone in this company had the bright idea to lease a photocopier, rather than buy it. I'm sure they figured it probably wouldn't last more than a couple of years anyway.

We've been leasing it for twelve years now, and have only had to have it serviced once.

Ashcroft the whackjob

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4367019,00.html

Thanks to kricker

And how come the guys who can't get elected (In this case, while running against someone who was deceased) always seem to get appointed somewhere?