conspiracy theory

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

lunchtime haiku

Sandwich and soda
The same thing I always have
Nothing new. So there!

I'm perfect!

I just got a perfect attendance award. Now if that ain't a joke...

I don't miss work

If that wasn't weird enough, the award for my perfect attendance is an extra half day off.

missed days

And Cyn just reminded me of that day and a half that I took off at the end of the year because I thought I had vacation days left. I guess that didn't count against me. :-/

Okay, I'll try to be nice to HR now.