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[low_delta]

If my life lasted only one day I'd still be drunk by noon.

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[banana.livejournal.com]

Doctor: "I'm sorry, Mr. Delta. You only have one day to live."
Freekee: "Hmm - there are several drinks I haven't tried yet..."

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Five hours and 26 different drinks later, Freekee dives head-first into a drink in a coconu covered with umbrellas and straws and little plastic hula girls...but what a way to die:)

[banana.livejournal.com]

We have the technology. We can rebuild him!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

We can make him stronger...faster...more resistant to Twinkies...
*Freekee's laid out on a table with lots of Things that go Beep around him*

[banana.livejournal.com]

But all is not well. Before they operate, the men in white coats drink from coconuts with umbrellas and plastic hula girls...

*snicker*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

And the Men in the White Coats accidentally let Freekee get bitten by a radioactie spider, zap him with Kryptonite, and let him eat a Twinkie in the drunken melee....

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[banana.livejournal.com]

Freekee sits up. "Thanks for saving me, guys."
No one notices - they are partying too hard (indeed, they haven't saved him - he's just come out of his coma because of Cyn playing him the hip-hop block rocking beats he loves so well).

"I said thanks!" There is a terse note in his voice.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Suddenly he notices he can see the colour of their underwear, except the ones behing the lead plant pots...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

And Cyn, coming back from the cd player, notices Freekee's eyes have an incandescent glow ..yellow, like a Twinkie...

"Freekee, how do you feel? You're uhh, glowing?"

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[banana.livejournal.com]

"You're wearing the thong again, Cyn. You know the effect that has on me."

She notices everyone else in the room is now behind the plant pots...

A blinding beam streams through the window and lifts Freekee from the floor. Outside, thee mothership hovers, and Ana beckons him.

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[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*picking at the thong that's riding up*
Hey sweetie :)
Always good to see you "up".

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*The blast of wind knocks everybody over, and makes cononut slurries all over the sticky floor*

"Dammit, now he'll get all probed and whatnot, and we won't know what the rest of the super powers were!!! I wanted to expose him to a Twinkie and see what happened!!!"

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[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Wait! Tell me about the Twinkie!

*freekee halts in midair, a look of determination on his face. The humming coming from the mothership grows more intense. Sweat breaks out on his forehead. Suddenly the light goes out, and freekee goes flying back into the building, and slams into a small potted tree.*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

OOtch!!! Poor guy...

wow, he broke the Mothership's tractor beam!!! He must be invunrbabale--inbunerable--real tough!!!

*Runs over*

Freeekee, here, have this er, Twinkie to revive yourself!!!

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[low-delta.livejournal.com]

"Unbearable" is the word you were looking for, I think. What is this golden stuff? It's kind of foamlike; it's kind of gooey.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's uhhh..a mushroom. Yeah. It'll make you better. (I think)

*skids on coconut slurry and falls on the floor, watching the Twinkie skid towards the Unbreakable Invunerable Freekee...*

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[banana.livejournal.com]

This ancient story is known only from these fragments, singed by some ancient fire, discovered in a cave near the Dead Sea. Some archaeologists have speculated that it is related to the druidical chant "Twinkie, Twinkie, little starship", thought to have originated on Earth shortly before its destruction at the beginning of the third millennium.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

...Strangely, they were mixed with old labels from Dr. Bronner's Castille Soap bottles, which makes the inscriptions very confusing..."Twinkie Twinkie little CLEAN IN MIND AND BODY!!! ALL ONE!!!ALL ONE!!! How we wonder..DILUTE!!!DILUTE!!!OK!!! What you are..."

and they smelled very minty-fresh...

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[banana.livejournal.com]

hehe

Now all I can think of is Sappho, a lesbian who came in fragments and was minty-fresh.

Which part of that did I make up?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ummmm..the fragment part?*grin*

(Sappho was always minty fresh, methinks..and funky-fresh to boot!
Sing it, girlfriend!!!)
Ms Eff, ruining the classics like only she can...

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[banana.livejournal.com]

Ruined! It's all ruind!

(Drinks hemlock)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Jumps off a cliff, declaiming poetry about a lost love*

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[banana.livejournal.com]

Infamy, infamy!
They've all got it in for me!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Bravo!!! Belissimo!!!*

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[banana.livejournal.com]

Not my line. Carry On Cleo

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

That looks like good stuff!!!

this is off topic, but I'm about to hit the Farmer's market for peaches and such...*drool* I just want fruit, and operas...

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[banana.livejournal.com]

Yesterday we had strawberries at work. Not the bland mushy ones, but yummy yummy in my tummy ones.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

ooooh, delish!

*wipes drooling jaw with napkin*