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Do most people read their friends page only as far back as the last entry they read (unless they remember they were having a conversation)?

It seems like nobody ever leaves a comment on any conversation that's more than six hours old.

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Overheard from drunk young woman on station:

Q:	Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
A:	Tequila!

No, that's *much* too lame! 8~)

Oh, J that's TERRIBLE!!!!!
*Retch huark glurg!!*

Okay, see, this duck walks into a bar, hops onto a stool, and says, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender goes, "Ummm,no!!! " and the duck waddles away.
The duck shows up again the next day...and the next...every time jumping on a stool and asking, "Got any grapes?"
finally the Bartender yells, "No, and if I see you in here again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!!!"
And the duck scoots away...
the next day, the duck comes back, hops onto the stool, and says, "Got any nails?"
And the bartender, furious, yells, "NO!"
"Got any grapes?"

(told to me by a ten year-old...)

Ms Eff. Hey, it's better than the Vaseline Salesman joke...