Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide

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WASHINGTON—In an unexpected reversal that environmentalists and scientists worldwide are calling groundbreaking, President George W. Bush, for the first time in his political career, openly admitted to the existence of carbon dioxide following the release of the new U.N. Global Environment Outlook this October.

"There is nothing about any 'carbon dioxide' in the Bible," said Rev. Luke Hatfield of Christchurch Ministries in Topeka, KS. "What's next? Claims that so-called 'fossil' fuels come from mythical creatures like dinosaurs? This has been a sad step backward for our nation."

The Onion

Comments

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. I must have missed that one.

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

There. I just got it sent to me.
*runs off to read The Onion*

[i.livejournal.com]

when did the onion stop printing satire and start printing actual news?

[marswalker.livejournal.com]

I started to have that same thought, and realized, they just switched to fantasy.