I'm surrounded by morons, part 2

A facebook acquaintance posted, "Do we look like we are boozers? Every restaurant tries to put us in the bar and then doesnt just ask but tries to push "adult beverages" on us! I am going to start wearing a sign "WE DON'T DRINK!""

Only teetotalers consider a frequent, "can I get you guys a beer?" as pushing alcoholic beverages on them.

And no, this complaint doesn't make these teetotalers complete morons. Not like the previous complaint was about.