the pope

Today's paper had a special section on the pope. 27 of 36 pages. Three fourths of the news reported today was about the pope! Here's my version of the pope's death: He died. April fool! He's not dead! Okay, now he's dead. Now go look him up on the internet if you want to know more.

I mean no disprespect to the pope. Just the newpapers.

And in other news... I can no longer say, when asked whether something is a sure thing, "is the pope Polish?"