Foodstuff answer

Dave wins the prize, for coming closest.

Thanks for playing, everybody!

Just so you know, I wouldn't have guessed it, myself.

meeting your soft drink needs

Japanese officials have banned a soft drink containing the active ingerdient of the impotence drug Viagra after adverisements for the drink, touted as "the solution to your night time problems," appeared in men's magazines and on the internet.

radioactive sugar pellets

I was loading my Pez dispensers when the boss came by with his boss, to see the new side guard I designed. they didn't seem to notice my extracurricular activity. Which is good because just at the moment they walked up, I was picking up the stack of sugar pellets and they slipped and fell all over my desk.