Well, I think many of our members are Masons. That's where they get their secret handshake fix, I guess.

I'll need a Prince Charlie, vest, tux shirt, bow tie and the special shoes (see photos). And also a dress sporran. I still need a sgian dubh. Eventually the fly plaid or whatever they call it, draped over the shoulder and pinned with a big fancy pin. Balmoral cap, maybe.