Okay, see, this duck walks into a bar, hops onto a stool, and says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender goes, "Ummm,no!!! " and the duck waddles away. The duck shows up again the next day...and the next...every time jumping on a stool and asking, "Got any grapes?" finally the Bartender yells, "No, and if I see you in here again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!!!" And the duck scoots away... the next day, the duck comes back, hops onto the stool, and says, "Got any nails?" And the bartender, furious, yells, "NO!" "Got any grapes?"
(told to me by a ten year-old...)
Ms Eff. Hey, it's better than the Vaseline Salesman joke...
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Okay, see, this duck walks into a bar, hops onto a stool, and says, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender goes, "Ummm,no!!! " and the duck waddles away.
The duck shows up again the next day...and the next...every time jumping on a stool and asking, "Got any grapes?"
finally the Bartender yells, "No, and if I see you in here again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!!!"
And the duck scoots away...
the next day, the duck comes back, hops onto the stool, and says, "Got any nails?"
And the bartender, furious, yells, "NO!"
"Got any grapes?"
(told to me by a ten year-old...)
Ms Eff. Hey, it's better than the Vaseline Salesman joke...